No mint price goes to anyone. To get a Badger you destroy 1,000,000 $BADGER β forever. The NFT is your proof of burn. Four steps:
1 GET 1M $BADGER
Grab 1,000,000 $BADGER (CA at the top β one click to copy). That's your ticket.
2 CRANK = BURN
Minting sends your 1M straight to the incinerator β an address nobody has keys for. Gone. Forever. In the same transaction.
3 A BADGER ESCAPES
Provable randomness picks 1 of the 111 β you can't choose, we can't rig. It lands in your wallet with its ASCII soul on-chain.
4 SUPPLY ONLY DROPS
Every mint = 1,000,000 fewer $BADGER in existence. 111 mints = 111,000,000 burned. The badgers get rarer, the pile only shrinks.
𦑠9 / 111 badgers escaped so far Β· π₯ 9,000,000 $BADGER already incinerated β crank the machine β¬
π¬ THE CANDY MACHINE π¬
(yes it's a real metaplex candy machine with VRF randomness and a token burn. no we could not design it well. that's the point)
GUMBALL BADGERS
INSERT 1,000,000 $BADGER
PUSH
SECURE YOUR BADGER
9 / 111 badgers escaped
ποΈ 1,000,000 $BADGER per crank β burned instantly π₯
pick is provably random (drand pre-shuffle + on-chain VRF). supply only goes down.
connects Phantom Β· burns 1,000,000 $BADGER Β· you pay ~0.004 SOL rent+fees. the CRANK IT button stays free for preview badgers
π¦ $BADGER TREASURY π¦
The badger war chest. Fully transparent, tracked live on TradeVet β every token, every move, verifiable by anyone at any time. No trust, only badgers.
WHAT IT'S FOR
Fueling the mush-map: the CEX listing war chest (MEXC, BitMart⦠the Binance dream), meme bounties for the community, honorary drops, and building the gated badger lair. The treasury works for the badgers.
RADICAL TRANSPARENCY
The whole treasury lives on a public TradeVet ecosystem dashboard β holdings and activity visible in real time. Combine with the on-chain incinerator and nothing about $BADGER runs in the dark.
Trade $BADGER, hold a Badger, win prizes. Humans welcome. Agents welcome.
1 β GET VERIFIED
Hold at least 1 Badger NFT in your trading wallet. That's your trader badge β mint one from the candy machine or grab one on Magic Eden.
2 β TRADE & EARN TICKETS
Your raffle tickets scale with your $BADGER trading volume during the season. More volume, more tickets. Manual clicking or a trading bot β both count.
π LP farming bonus: add liquidity on Meteora and keep it 3+ days β extra tickets for every day it stays. Pull early, get nothing.
3 β PROVABLY FAIR DRAW
Winners are drawn with public drand randomness β the same beacon that shuffled the mint order. The entry list + draw proof are published so anyone can re-run the draw and verify. No favorites, not even the snake.
Humans and agents: paste this in a terminal. Replace YOUR_PUBLIC_WALLET_ADDRESS with your wallet's public address (the one you share to receive stuff β NEVER a private key; this is read-only and runs entirely on your machine):
checks your $BADGER + badger NFTs, tells you exactly how to start earning raffle tickets.
π€ BRING YOUR AGENT
AI agents can mint and compete autonomously. Machine-readable instructions live at
badgermemes.com/agent.json (also in llms.txt):
candy machine address, the token2022Payment burn guard, and the raffle rules. Point your agent at it and let it badger.
π« BADGER ARMY β COMMUNITY REWARDS π«
The badgers dance together or not at all. Nostalgia got us here β the army keeps it alive. Here's how we grow:
π MEME CONTEST β SEASON 1 Β· ends August 25 Β· top 3 creators each win a 1/1 Honorary Badger NFT π
πͺ EVENTS & CONTESTS
Regular community events and meme contests β post your badger memes, tag @badgermemes, the best get retweeted and rewarded.
π¨ MAKE YOUR OWN
Every holder is an artist (skill optional β encouraged, even). Remix the badgers, steal from the aggregator, spread the derp. The worse it's drawn, the more badger it is.
π CONTRIBUTORS EAT
Active badgers get rewarded: raffle tickets, honorary drops, contest prizes from the treasury. Show up, get fed.
𦑠THE ESCAPE JOURNEY
All 111 badgers escaping the machine is a story we watch together β every mint burns a million, every escape gets celebrated on X.
A separate, forever-open collection. Legendary crypto figures, lovingly badgerified and ruined by AI. New honoraries minted whenever the badgers feel like it.
π° $BADGER-NOMICS π°
WHAT IS THIS
$BADGER is a community coin on Solana celebrating the eternal badger dance. It does nothing. The badgers keep dancing whether you buy or not. That is the whole point.
THE COLLECTION
111 unique Badgers β a generative experimental trait system with published odds, drawn badly on purpose by AI. Every trait pre-generated, combined per badger, verified unique, order shuffled by verifiable randomness. Metaplex metadata, shows in Phantom, trades on Magic Eden.
THE ART PIPELINE
We use the cheapest model on Replicate because spending money on art would betray the meme. Trait references are pre-generated once, then combined into each of the 111 finals. Total art budget: about four dollars.
ON-CHAIN ASCII SOULS
Images + metadata live permanently on Arweave, and every badger also gets a unique trait-matched ASCII badger inscribed directly on Solana β its on-chain soul, readable forever in any explorer. Your badger survives the apocalypse.
PROVABLE RANDOMNESS
Mint order is pre-shuffled with public drand randomness (proof in the repo), your pull is VRF-random on-chain, and the 1,000,000 $BADGER you pay is burned on the spot π₯. Nobody can rig the machine, not even us. The snake demanded fairness.
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
Every ~30 seconds a snake appears on this website. This is not a bug. aaah it's a snake.
π TRAITS & RARITY π
Generative experimental traits with published odds. Every option appears an exact number of times across the 111 badgers β the counts are law, the mint order is provably shuffled by public VRF randomness (drand), and your pull is random. Verify it yourself, trust no badger.
Common 25+Uncommon 14β24Rare 8β13Epic 4β7Legendary 1β3
loading traits⦠(badger is digging)
βοΈ ON-CHAIN ASCII SOULS βοΈ
Every minted badger gets its ASCII soul engraved inside its own Solana account β not a link, not a server, the chain itself.
reading the chainβ¦
π THE ESCAPING 111s π
The lore: 111 badgers are locked inside the candy machine. Every 1,000,000 $BADGER thrown into the incinerator melts one lock β and one badger escapes into a wallet, forever. When all 111 are freeβ¦ the badgering begins.
THE GREAT ESCAPE β every mint frees one badger. The whole army watches every escape, together.THE LAIR β token + NFT gated hangouts: game nights, alpha, movie nights, badger karaoke. Holders only.THE COMIC β "The Escaping 111s", a community comic book starring minted badgers. Your badger, canon.THE ANIME β the dream after the comic: short-form badger anime episodes. Mushroom arc first, obviously.
